You read the mail in your bed
Like your daily bread
And you can't get over the culture clash
They come here overnight
They get a job on site
They don't speak the language and you don't think that it's right
Don't be a fool
Don't let them pull the wool
Don't be so easily misled
I've got a useful tool
If you're believing all the bull
To get that shit right out of your head

I've got an Irish screwdriver
I've got an Irish screwdriver
I've got an Irish screwdriver
And it's coming for you
If you've got a screw loose
I've got an Irish screwdriver
I've got an Irish screwdriver
I've got an Irish screwdriver
And it's coming for you
If you've got a screw loose

You drink your ale by the keg
And you're telling all your friends
How you're getting sick of the anti-fash
They tell you what to say
They're getting in the way
It wouldn't bother you so much if they would just behave
They ride around on bikes
Running all the lights
They take away your language and you don't think that it's right
If you see the glamour of the reich
There'll be a hammer in your sight
I don't know why but I don't like them


I've got an Irish screwdriver
I've got an Irish screwdriver
I've got an Irish screwdriver
And it's coming for you
If you've got a screw loose
I've got an Irish screwdriver
I've got an Irish screwdriver
I've got an Irish screwdriver
And it's coming for you
If you've got a screw loose

Hit the nail on the head
You're failing the test
Not ready for the backlash